June 2011
1 post
‘Super 8’ reminded me why I fell in love with motion pictures. I was absolutely wide-eyed the entire time. GREAT summer movie!
November 2010
18 posts
RT @futuretenant: Last chance for Future Ten tonight! Don’t miss it! Buy your tickets right now! http://tinyurl.com/f10tickets Do it!
Tonight and online ONLY! $7 tickets for @FutureTenant’s play festival. Use the code “domino” when ordering. http://ht.ly/38T3N
Looking for something awesome to do this weekend? Read the P-G review of @FutureTenant’s play festival & get ur tix! http://ht.ly/38Izq
Hope your phantom limbs don’t hurt too much for you to enjoy Veteran’s Day. http://t.co/yhO2Tsf via @someecards
Sadie and I just Elfed oourselves! Check it out: http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/bnQooGEZx9UeIuE0
.@boringpgh Fine. I read and followed the rules. I have shamed my family. Feel free to cut off my top knot. And then make me #BurghVerified!
I just murdered someone with a kielbasa. Surely this will get me #BurghVerified by @BoringPGH.
.@boringpgh I can’t read. Which is exactly why I deserve to be #BurghVerified!
RT @jiveturkey: @BStephenson As long as neither of us wants to do Cooter, we’re good. (ps: I’d totally do Cooter. Right in the Boar’s Nest.)
My wife @JiveTurkey wants to have sex with young John Schneider. I’ve always been more of a Boss Hog man. http://ht.ly/357dV
.@JiveTurkey @jinscho @aerdin I hate all of you. Damn you @rdio and ur horrible recommendations list!
.@jinscho haha! That was an accident damn you! It was immediately removed!
Ha! RT @jinscho: An open letter to all of advertising and marketing: http://bit.ly/clkNt3 (h/t @deeplocal)
On January 5, 1998, get to the Heavenly Ski Resort in Nevada. Do not let Sonny Bono out of your sight. #tweetyoursixteenyearoldself
Just posted a 3.93 mi run - Rainy but relaxing. http://rnkpr.com/abli30 #RunKeeper
.@BenFolds Sometimes you say dirty words in your songs, and it gets me all excited!
RT @jiveturkey: Why isn’t there a character-based male porn star named Waylong Jennings? Who do I have to call to make that happen?
I have 5 free tickets to give away for Future Ten 7 on Thursday night. First responders get one! http://ht.ly/33TTF
October 2010
33 posts
RT @JiveTurkey: Pgh Symphony children’s mascot, Fiddlesticks, who helps kids associate classical music w. fever dreams http://bit.ly/diEsVU
Flu shot procured for the year. If you see me crawling up the sidewalk later, dragging my non-functional legs behind me, you’ll know why.
My life has been changed thanks to @jinscho’s @rdio recommendation.
Great first experience @HighEdWeb. Thanks, everyone! #heweb10
I get the feeling people here don’t like IE. #heweb10
RT @jinscho: It feels weird to be in a city where they still care about baseball. #heweb10
Hey #heweb10 people. Don’t set the building on fire at 10:10 10-10. I’m on floor 29, & there’s no way I could escape. K thx?
Dude’s crotch has tribble trouble. RT @teamsiems: Worf in da house http://twitpic.com/2wk72w #tribbles #heweb10
This is SEM but know she’s talking about S&M. Awesome. #heweb10 #redseo
RT @jabraben: I expect to see Hercule Poirot walking down the hall in this hotel. #heweb10 #artdeco #agathachristie
For what time range is the Montgomery Inn reservation? Needs me some ribs. #heweb10
You’re just walkin’ the walk, baby. Walkin’ the mutha’ effin’ walk. RT @jinscho: Who’s the only DB coding in his hotel room? #heweb10
Mobile apps session presenters - thank you for having interesting slides with images and not just bullets. #heweb10 #tnt
RT @mikepetroff: Cool marketing from TAMU: visually interesting approach to promoting your SM #heweb10 http://twitpic.com/2wqvrq http:/ …
It is 10:10 on 10-10-10. Is anything on fire yet? #heweb10
OK, I’m in Cincinnati. When do I get my complimentary mustache ride from Johnny Fever? http://ht.ly/2RqQe #heweb10
Does anyone here have a CMS they love? @jinscho and I want to talk with you. #heweb10
Most popular session at #heweb10 so far? The coffee table.
The mobile apps session is pack-a-lacked. Would be interesting if the presenters just hardcore bomb. #heweb10
Best conference bad ever, @HighEdWeb. I feel like Jack effing Bauer. #heweb10
We should use #hewebfilter to talk about using #heweb10 to discuss non-#hesoc stuff. Also, when I was a kid, I loved #HeMan.
Yo. @jinscho is hiding his desire to ride the bull at Cadillac Ranch w/ humor. Anyone want to join me in forcing him to ride it? #heweb10
Nice! Where is @HeinzCollege? RT @jinscho: @BStephenson check it: http://twitpic.com/2wgpf9
Would I offend anyone at #heweb10 if I said GO BUCCANEERS! #SteelersFan
Support #heweb10, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://bit.ly/b5bSEs
.@hillarywith2Ls Aw hell yea. Stuffin’ Cakes. Which is also, incidentally, my rapper name.
HAHA! RT @EricSDonaldson: @BStephenson Nice! First time I’ve ever fallen asleep reading a tweet!
Hey @BUYDIG. The SDHC cards you’re recommending for the Canon T2i aren’t fast enough. U need to let ppl know to buy class 6 or 10 only.
RT @JiveTurkey: Everything in my life has lead up to this moment, when I am getting paid to type “large prostate” in the body of an email.
RT @JiveTurkey: PAY IT FORWARD: God’s kind of a jerk http://www.jiveturkeyjives.com/?p=4205
RT @thesteelersnat: Flacco has 6 game-winning drives in 41 career games. Kyle Boller had 6 in 53. Roethlisberger had 6 in the ‘08 season.