Nothing says welcome home from the horrors of war quite like a free Bloomin’ Onion for all vets from Outback Steakhouse.

My 16-yo nephew was punched at school by a bully. My nephew threw him to the ground and pummeled him. I love my nephew. #justice

Guess what, everyone! We all know it’s Friday, ok? Since when did Twitter become a calendar? Eat me.

Trying out real-time Q&A service http://vark.com. Seems pretty interesting if it works.

Would u rather have folding chairs for legs or hands that look exactly like Rip Taylor?

Americans are lonelier, according to a new study written by pathetic researchers who have no friends. http://bit.ly/NPErC

I wonder if it’s even possible to change anyone’s opinion about anything. Seems pointless to keep trying.

I hate being a douche, but sometimes you just have to douche it up.

RT @DDombrosky: If ur looking for an arts job, internship or artist opportunity - then check out the @artsopp feed for real-time postings

Has anyone in the Pittsburgh area been able to get an H1N1 shot for a baby under 2? If so, where? Any suggestions?