‘Super 8’ reminded me why I fell in love with motion pictures. I was absolutely wide-eyed the entire time. GREAT summer movie!

RT @futuretenant: Last chance for Future Ten tonight! Don’t miss it! Buy your tickets right now! http://tinyurl.com/f10tickets Do it!

Tonight and online ONLY! $7 tickets for @FutureTenant’s play festival. Use the code “domino” when ordering. http://ht.ly/38T3N

Looking for something awesome to do this weekend? Read the P-G review of @FutureTenant’s play festival & get ur tix! http://ht.ly/38Izq

Hope your phantom limbs don’t hurt too much for you to enjoy Veteran’s Day. http://t.co/yhO2Tsf via @someecards

Sadie and I just Elfed oourselves! Check it out: http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/bnQooGEZx9UeIuE0

.@boringpgh Fine. I read and followed the rules. I have shamed my family. Feel free to cut off my top knot. And then make me #BurghVerified!

I just murdered someone with a kielbasa. Surely this will get me #BurghVerified by @BoringPGH.

.@boringpgh I can’t read. Which is exactly why I deserve to be #BurghVerified!

My wife @JiveTurkey wants to have sex with young John Schneider. I’ve always been more of a Boss Hog man. http://ht.ly/357dV